7. Cole MacGrath (inFamous)
Bike-messenger-turned-superhero/villain Cole MacGrath has an origin story that feels right at home with any of the traditional pantheon of classic caped crusaders: A delivery mission goes awry when his package turns out to be a massive, electronic bomb, and when it detonates, millions are killed. He survived the blast, albeit changed into a superhuman with the ability to fire lightning blasts from his hands, surf on power lines, and talk in a gruff, grizzled voice.
Oh, wait, that voice thing only happened in the sequel. Either way, Cole’s level of badassery is related mostly in his skills in kickassery. By the end of the second game the guy is packing some massive voltage, throwing whirlwinds of energy at foes and even gaining the ability to control other elements. Not bad for a guy who had previously spent most of his time trying not to drive his bike into opening car
6. Isaac Clarke (Dead Space)
Isaac Clarke has lived through hell. He stared insanity in the eyes and peered down the throat of dementia. And what did he do about it? He seared insanity’s eyes with a flamethrower and leapt into dementia’s throat, blasting himself out with jetpack boots before cutting off the mad beast’s limbs with a plasma cutter. And then he stomped on its head, because that’s just how he rolls.
It’s not Isaac’s proficiency in battle that makes him so badass, though--it's his ability to deal with insane circumstances without succumbing to madness that makes him so special. Maybe it’s because of love, maybe it’s because his name is an amalgamation of some of the best science fiction writers who ever lived (Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke), or maybe it’s because he’s actually already so insane that this stuff doesn’t phase him. Either way, Isaac Clarke is a badass, and this generation is better for his presence.
5. Damon Baird (Gears of War)
There’s a reason Baird is going to be the star of the next Gears of War game instead of Dom, Cole, or Marcus: He’s more interesting than any of them. Sure, Dom has a wife he’s fighting for, Marcus is voiced by Bender, and Cole played football or whatever, but they’d all be locust meat if it wasn’t for Baird’s awesome mind.
While the other Gears are sawing through Locusts and high-fiving and flexing, Baird is thinking. He’s finding ways to kick a crate full of Tickers onto a giant leviathan, or hacking a door to get the team to safety. He’s still got the same brawn as everyone else, but he backs it up with a brain. Sure, you might call him a “glorified door opener,” but if Baird wasn’t there to open the doors that the other guys are too stupid to open they’d all be dead twenty times over.
4. John Marston (Red Dead Redemption)
Though he lived much of his life as a no-good bandit, John Marston eventually turned things around, courting a wife and siring a child before being forced to return to the world of killing every person who looks at him funny. But even though he eventually returned to his revolver, John Marston did it for a good reason: his family. And there’s no better excuse to go on a murderous rampage than family.
He also helps every person within spitting distance along the way, rescuing kidnapped damsels, slaying leaders of gangs, and eventually shooting every person worth shooting in the West. He has no special powers to speak of (besides the ability to slow down time, but that’s bush league for video game protagonists), but he doesn’t need them--he just gets the job done and, sometimes, that’s all it takes. That kind of competency qualifies as supremely, totally badass.
3. Bayonetta (Bayonetta)
It’s not Bayonetta’s pedigree as a 500-year-old witch that puts her on this list, nor is it her buxom figure or lascivious, erotic animations. It’s not even the fact that her outfit is made from her own magical, demonic hair that reveals more of her naked body as she attacks--though we’ll admit that it helps her case.
No, the reason Bayonetta is one of the most badass characters of the generation is because of her actions. Throughout the first game, she dispatches of gigantic demons in glamorous fashion, turning her hair into huge mouths to crush them or filling them so full of bullets (from both her hands and guns affixed to her heels) that they’re more lead than flesh. She even rides a missile at one point for like 20 minutes. That's a level of badassery that hasn't been seen since Dr. Strangelove. Your move, everyone else ever who has ever been badass. Your move.
2. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze (Assassin’s Creed)
Ezio starred in three full games this generation, and though he grew older with each release (eventually scaling the buildings of Constantinople in his 60s), he never outgrew his awesomeness. Though he wasn’t the first, Ezio has become synonymous with the image of the video game assassin, clad in bright white cloaks and sporting hidden blades around each wrist, ready to be plunged into the throats of evil bureaucrats (as if there’s another kind).
Let’s run down the list of things he does throughout the course of the series: He avenges his family’s killers, beats up the Pope in a fist fight, leaps out of dozens of towers into bales of hay, beds countless women, stabs countless men, and even talks to ancient aliens. If you had a bucket list of those badass things you’d be lucky to complete one, maybe two, before being arrested for any number of crimes against humanity.
1. Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect)
Yes, that’s right, Garrus, not Shepard. Sure, Commander Shepard is the first human specter and he saves the galaxy every morning before eating breakfast, but he’s still only as badass as the player. If you want to make him lame, then Shepard is lame. Want to make him evil, and he’s sort of a dick. There’s no way, however, that you can make Shepard’s Turian pal, Garrus Vakarian, anything less than the awesome. No matter how boring you are, Garrus is still the most badass set of mandibles to be poured into a suit of armor.
After the events of Mass Effect, Garrus gives up his life of military work for a mercenary gig, going under the pseudonym of “Archangel” and single-handedly crippling the gangs of Omega with his sniper rifle and charm. Once he finds out that Shepard is alive, though, he joins back up, helping the good Commander save the universe, just because that’s the kind of guy he is.
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