Vanilla Unicorn GTA V

"Chain of topless bars rebranded as 'gentleman's clubs' to make middle-aged men feel better about the direction their lives have taken."

―Description at LCN.com.

Vanilla Unicorn is a chain of strip clubs featured in Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online. The only known club is located on Elgin Avenue in Strawberry, Los Santos, San Andreas. The player can buy stocks from them in the Lcn-exchange.com website.

Description

It has several sections, some known are the Real Class, and Beautiful Ladies Class. Franklin is seen in the club during his personal trailer, hanging out with Lamar. In the strip club, you can choose to have a stripper give you a bra-less dance in private, and you can be kicked out if the bouncer sees you touching her. If your character likes her enough, he can choose to take her home, similar to the girlfriends in Grand Theft Auto IV. Additionally, the strippers will be added to the characters' cell phone contacts, much like the women met in the Maisonette 9 from The Ballad of Gay Tony, and can be taken home without receiving a dance first. In Grand Theft Auto Online, the strip club is locked until level 6.
Franklin seems to be friends with the bouncer since he always greets Franklin as "Mr. C". Also, the bouncer will recognize Michael after Hang Ten, possibly because he went there regularly to see Trevor and plan the Union Depository heist.

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Strippers

"For the finest girls in Los Santos visit the Vanilla Unicorn, objectifying women since 1984."

―Text message the player receives upon reaching rank 6 in Grand Theft Auto Online.

You can pay any stripper $40 for a private dance. Strippers can be touched (although if caught by a bouncer 3 times, you will be thrown out) and flirted with to increase their Like meter. If the Like meter is high enough, the ability to get a double dance is unlocked. Strippers can be also taken to their home to have sex. However, some strippers do not sleep around. After Trevor acquires the Vanilla Unicorn, him, Michael, and Franklin can all touch the strippers in the sight of the bouncers without being thrown out. For Trevor, lap dances are free and the strippers call him "sir".
After a stripper is taken home for the first time, her number will be available on the contacts list in the player's phone. The player can then call her at night to pick her up and take her home, but if called during the day she will make an excuse. She will usually send pictures of herself to the player too after being taken home. Sometimes when picked up strippers will give the player a blowjob while he is driving her home. This can easily be noticed by pressing the button to look behind while driving, as well as the comments made by her and the player.
In Grand Theft Auto Online, the player can get a lap dance, again for $40, and they can hold the stripper without worry of being kicked out. They once again must raise a like bar but can also use their microphone to flirt with the stripper. Filling the flirt bar will add a bit onto the like bar. Once the like bar is full, the stripper will give the player her number and if rung, she will come to the players apartment to perform free lap dances for the player and their friends.

• Juliet  - Available to take home in Grand Theft Auto V.
• Infernus - Available to take home in Grand Theft Auto V.
• Sapphire - Available to take home in Grand Theft Auto V.
• Nikki - Available to take home in Grand Theft Auto V and Grand Theft Auto Online.
• Fufu - Available to take home in Grand Theft Auto Online.
• Chastity - Available to take home in Grand Theft Auto Online.
• Cheetah - Cannot be taken home.
• Peach - Cannot be taken home.

The strippers work in shifts: Sapphire, Fufu, Infernus and Peach work together, between 20:00 and 08:00, as do Juliet, Nikki, Chastity and Cheetah, between 08:00 and 20:00. If the player is looking for a particular stripper and don't see her, wait a few game-hours until the shift changes.

As safehouse

Following the mission Hang Ten, Trevor "acquires" the Vanilla Unicorn as a safehouse, replacing Floyd's Apartment, which loses its function as a safehouse in the mission. Once acquired (at no cost to the player), Trevor can roam freely around the backrooms of the club, and is also able to get lap dances for free and touch the dancers at will (Franklin and Michael also can now touch freely, but still have to pay).
Other features of the club-as-safehouse:

• Drinks are now free for Trevor at the bar.
• Trevor can have an unlimited amount of drinks at the bar.
• The stripper's changing room doubles as Trevor's wardrobe (although only stripper gear is visible on the racks, Trevor's regular wardrobe cache is available).
• The back office has a saving location, the couch, plus a health pack. Trevor can also come and go using a rear entrance. Strangely, although there is a computer in the office, he cannot use it to access the Internet.
• The parking lot on the north side can store up to two vehicles. Sometimes Trevor's Bodhi will be seen parked in the parking area to the east, but vehicles will not be saved if parked there. Note that the other two characters can access the vehicles parked in the lot as well, but only Trevor can park them to be saved.
• Wade will be found in one of the lapdance alcoves with two dancers draped over him. He'll also be present if Franklin and Michael visit and will make references to Trevor if they pass close by.
• As noted above, this safehouse doubles as a business, earning Trevor $5,000 a week with no other obligations. It is one of three safehouses in the game that can be entered by more than one character (Trevor and Michael temporarily share Trevor's trailer, and Franklin's safehouse can always be entered through an open patio door). Only Trevor can park vehicles and save, however.

Mission Appearances

GTA V

• Hang Ten
• Surveying the Score
• Planning the Big Score
• The Big Score

GTA Online

• Chasing Shots (Deathmatch)

Heists

• The Humane Labs Raid

Signs

• Memo to all dancers: Effective immediately. Do not work nude on the pole. Pole work must be done when wearing bottoms only.
• May 6, 2012 - To all dancers: Dancers wishing to be on the schedule must submit requests no later than Thursday evening. Management notice.
• Strictly no food in the dressing room.
• For walkouts please see DJ or floater.
• Bonus - To all employees: You may receive a $150 reward for recommending a beautiful entertainer to work at Vanilla Unicorn. She may be hired if she passes a rigorous audition and interview. The entertainer must fulfill her required schedule during her trial period. Your reward will be waiting. 
• Attention all ladies: Vanilla Unicorn now has ladies' tees and shorties. Available in black and red. Small and medium. $10 for a tee or shortie. Ask at the front desk. Get your Christmas orders in early to avoid disappointment.
• January 24, 2012 - To all dancers: Once again it is necessary so remind all dancers that we are a nude club. When dancing on stage all dancers must be fully nude no later than half way through the second song.
• No excessive cell phone usage: No cell phones on floor.
• Notice: This dressing room is monitored by closed circuit TV.
• August 24, 2012 - To: Dancers. RE: Excessive tardiness. Due to an increase in poor time keeping, we are beginning to track attendance effective from May 1st. If an entertainer is late more than three times in a month, she will be given the opportunity to add an additional shift to the schedule.
• Memo to all dancers: Please don't 'hang out' in the massage chair. All employees must pay for use of chair.